Tonight I am shooting a sketch with a great group of guys from the Cape Fear Community College Film Department. The idea is to “Mock a Killingbird”. Here’s some jokes/word associations I came up with to use:

FREE RANGE - I have free-range to make fun of ya.

COCK-BLOCK - Don’t cock-block me from making fun of ya when you walk your lil buns outta here.

EGGLAND’S BEST - Looks like your kin ain’t gunna cut it, because you look poor…and poor eggs go to Food Lion.

DIPPY EGGS - I can’t wait to make dippy eggs outta your kin.

CHEAP COSTUME - You look like you were a Food Lion egg with your Goodwill costume.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD - Because your mom was living in an empty nest, so I started bangin her, ya dumb cluck.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD - Because church just let out and you’ve got a BBQ to get to.

BUFFALO SAUCE - I can’t wait to get some buffalo sauce, smear it on your ass-neck and just go to town.

SOUP CHICKEN - Do you happen to have a good “You Soup” recipe? I’m really hungry and I have a little cold, so I don’t wanna eat too much.

CHICKEN MCNUGGETS - I’d eat your nuggets, but yours aren’t big enough.

PECKER - Look at how little your pecker is. That’s what she said.

TURDUCKEN - And you wonder why you’re last during the feast? You’re a chicken. You’re always on sale, brah.

TEETER - I’m gonna go buy 2 and get 3 of you for free tomorrow. Loadin up! I don’t care, I’ll freeze you.

HATCH - Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. I don’t need you going all Marty McFly on me.

BASKET - Don’t put all your eggs in one basket. If you do, there better be some delicious Belgian chocolate in there too.

BAD EGG - You’re a bad egg. You probably never drive, you’re probably always borrowing money and you bring nothing to the table. Besides breakfast.

TASTES LIKE CHICKEN - Are you gonna wait for Paula Dean to come spice you up so you don’t taste like you.

CHICKEN OR THE EGG - What came first? I don’t know, your girlfriend said no one ever came.