Appendix B Comedy
DAY 237: Free associate on what’s going on in your life right now.
Right now I’m on vacation…in Cleveland. I love how my old hometown is the new vacation spot. I love coming home. But after 5 years, I also feel dopey as shit sometimes when I’m driving around, using a Garmin, getting lost. I’m like “Christ dude, how did you forget to get around?” But I love seeing Browns and Indians gear all over. I love seeing bar signs saying “Go Browns!” I don’t see it enough in NC, obviously.  In Wilmington, if I see someone wearing Cleveland or Buckeye shit, I strike up a conversation. In Cleveland, everyone’s wearing it, so I’d get rubbernecked if I did that. But I want to, I really want to. Just bark and verbally assault everyone in Cleveland about Cleveland shit. Ahhh, I love being home.

DAY 237: Free associate on what’s going on in your life right now.

Right now I’m on vacation…in Cleveland. I love how my old hometown is the new vacation spot. I love coming home. But after 5 years, I also feel dopey as shit sometimes when I’m driving around, using a Garmin, getting lost. I’m like “Christ dude, how did you forget to get around?” But I love seeing Browns and Indians gear all over. I love seeing bar signs saying “Go Browns!” I don’t see it enough in NC, obviously.  In Wilmington, if I see someone wearing Cleveland or Buckeye shit, I strike up a conversation. In Cleveland, everyone’s wearing it, so I’d get rubbernecked if I did that. But I want to, I really want to. Just bark and verbally assault everyone in Cleveland about Cleveland shit. Ahhh, I love being home.

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