DAY 77: St. Patrick’s Day: What’s the best joke you can write about it?

Another year has passed and yet another St. Paddy’s day is among us.  It might be one of the best drinking days of the year with New Year’s Eve, Christmas, Thanksgiving, your birthday and the 4th of July. So without further ado, here’s my joke:

What do you call an Irish guy who’s drunk? A stereotype.

How can you tell the difference between an Irish guy and a planker?  You can’t.

I would say “be safe” tomorrow, but who are we kidding.  It’s out of your control when you start drinking at 9:00 in the morning.

Above is the Dale Archdale: Irish Arch to the Stars video to help celebrate this upcoming St. Paddy’s Day.