DAY 121: Reedit some of your older material.

Former:

HISTORICAL WILMINGTON - Wilmington’s a nice, old town.  Nice blend of youth and tradition.

Latter:

HISTORICAL WILMINGTON - Wilmington’s a nice, old town.  Nice blend of youth and tradition.  I love how these college kids are coming outta bars all hammered and they end up puking all over the street.  You wonder “he just yacked where a revolutionary war soldier mighta died”.  Then you got the girl pissing in the alley and wonder “did General Lee’s horse take a shit there too?”  You know George Washington probably slept where the girl is getting fucked by the black dude she just met at Goodfellas.

DAY 43: Lincoln’s birthday: Write a political bit. 

Write about President Bush’s (because he ran the country into the ground) direct impact on my anxiety (because I lost my job) and thus my stress (because of the fear of the unknown and fear of my career path) and thus my hair loss (because of the stress).