DAY 120: Write 5 “Your mama” jokes.
Ugh. I suck at these.
1. Your mama so fat, that when she walks outside it looks like it’s midnight.
2. Your mama so poor, that when I told her PBS was cancelled, she threw out her TV.
3. Your mama so white, that when she goes outside, people start throwing around bets thinking she looks like Woody Harrelson.
4. Your mama so stupid, that when we asked her how many morons it takes to change a lightbulb, she looked on the box.
5. Your mama so old, that when she runs down the street, people think Skeletor came to life.