DAY 49: Edit some of your older material.
Here’s a joke I wrote a long time ago and had to dig deep to find it.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE: When you’re married, you cant cheat on your ole lady, so you look around at other girls when you’re out and visualize them naked. Then you go home and trying finding chicks on the internet that look like them. You find a porn with a chick that looks like those girls you saw earlier. You’re like “oh this chick at the bar kinda looks like Angelina Jolie”, so you start looking for pornstars that look like Angelina Jolie, but a little ghettoer because the girl at the bar didn’t quite look 100% Jolie…she was more 80% Jolie and 20% Flavor Flav.
SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE: Guys, let’s give it up for cheating! Yeah! C’mon! Alright! You fucking idiots. When you’re married, you cant cheat on your ole lady! You have to do what every good, honored, well-behaved and dedicated man does: you picture chicks naked. You sit there and stare at them wondering how crazy they might get in bed. You wonder if they have a nipple piercing. Then, then…you go home and you try to find chicks on the internet that look like the girl you saw earlier at the bar. More specifically, you find a porn that matches that broad. You’re like “oh this chick at the bar kinda looks like Angelina Jolie,” so you start Googling “Pornstars that look like Angelina Jolie”, but you find one that’s a little ghettoer, because the girl at the bar didn’t quite look 100% Jolie…she was more 80% Jolie and 20% Flavor Flav.
To keep with the theme, I decided to just post a vulgar video from the Dale Archdale series. Enjoy!