DAY 359: Free associate on what’s going on in your life right now.
Well it’s the year end and that means, no NFL playoffs to look forward to. I wanna rant as my year end free association. Rant about the Cleveland Browns year.
1. Josh Cribbs - you’re like the Moe Williams of football. When you should call for a fair catch you don’t, when he shoud’nt, you do!
2. Trent Richardson - “Hey TRich, Cleveland loves ya bro,” just don’t salute anymore after you score. You’re not in the Armed Forces. Trust me, we will back you forever anyway…just thinking out loud.
3. WRs - Josh Gordon. You’re cool. Ahem. That is all.
4. LBs - everyone can go away except DJ.
5. CBs - get your shit together. Haden is legit. Anyone else you must acquit. And get rid of them.
6. Sheldon Brown - move to safety and back up Usama already. You’re too old to play corners.
7. Brandon Weeden - eh. Eh. EH. EH! GO AWAY!
8. Pat Shurmur - you’re no motivator. And you’re not smart. Please Sean Payton. PLEASE!
9. Jimmy Haslam - we like you. You spend money. You spend money, we win. We win, we happy.
10. Finally, the whole team - you’re young. We’re dealing with you, as usual. But, we happened to enjoy dealing with you a little better this year. Still sucks. But, we have…hope? (oh yeah…as usual)