DAY 117: Update all your business documents—resumes to web pages.
Done. Here’s a new Dale Archdale video mocking the absurdness of Sexting. I mean, how does one do this? It takes waaaaaay too long I’d imagine.
DAY 50: Take the articles you’ve read that you thought were boring and make them funny.
Being that this task is a big one, here’s another video from the early year’s vault. It deals with Unemployment and filing each week.
DAY 20: Reedit some material you know works well.
Former:
BAILEYS: I saw the new Bailey’s commercial last night and they’re still harping “drink responsibly.” Baileys. Drink Responsibly. Baileys? Drink Responsibly? Is there any other way to drink it? Aren’t we as consumers aware that Baileys is mainly used as a post-meal compliment to coffee on one of our “crazy nights” with our parents and their friends. And why are they advertising in general as if I’m gonna go out and buy a 5th of this stuff and start pouring straights and pounding shots of Baileys…I’m sure I’m not gonna get too crazy…I’m not gonna be like “Hey Honey! Ur driving home tonight, I had way too much Irish Cream” Baileys. Drink Responsibly. How else can I drink it? I’m sure I’m not gonna get too irresponsible. It’s not like its scotch.
Latter:
BAILEYS: I saw the new Bailey’s commercial last night and they’re still harping “drink responsibly.” Baileys. Drink Responsibly. Baileys? Drink Responsibly? Is there any other way to drink it? Aren’t we as consumers aware that Baileys is mainly used as a post-meal compliment to coffee on one of our “crazy nights” with our parents and their friends. And why are they advertising in general as if I’m gonna go out and buy a 5th of this stuff and start pouring straights and pounding shots of Baileys…I’m sure I’m not gonna get too crazy…I’m not gonna be like “Hey Honey! Ur driving home tonight, I had way too much Irish Cream” Baileys. Drink Responsibly. How else can I drink it? I’m sure I’m not gonna get too irresponsible. It’s not like its scotch. Even if it were as strong as scotch, how many times can you slug shit that’s made from milk and cream? Great, so I’ll be the guy who keeps blowing up the bathroom, getting squirts all over the toilet. “Hey, do you guys have any baby wipes at this party, because I think the Bailey’s is starting to kick in. I’m drunk, but I definitely got the runs too. This is an awesome party!” Asking the drug guy “hey man…shhhh..hey…you uh…you uh…got any Imodium I could score?”
