DAY 127: Memorial Day is about three weeks away! Start writing summer material now.

LAYERS OF SWEAT - Summer time’s here! Nice! I get to sweat just by waking up too quickly.  I hate how we get the layers of sweat.  The initial layer is right when you get outta shower if you live in NC.  As soon as you dry off, you’re sweaty from…drying off.  Then the 2nd layer kicks in.  This is when you go grocery shopping.  The 3rd layer is when you’re taking the groceries upstairs. Now this is when you’re starting to feel nice and thick.  We got the 4th layer.  This happens after you have your first 3 beers of the night.  This is the warm and cozy sweat, where you’re so sweaty, that you don’t even mind it anymore.  For the vegans in the audience, this is the sweat layer you have after you’ve cooled down from your 5K.  Then the final layer, the 5th layer, is when you know it’s time to shower.  This is the layer you feel when you wake up from passing out from the beers.  This is the best layer because this is the one that reminds me of how much I need to get my life in order and thus, causes me to now want to drink for the rest of the week.