DAY 34: Go someplace new and write about the experience.
My new adventure today was going to the dermatologist. I had some stupid ass dry scalp that needed to get fixed up. I needed something stronger than the usual shampoo. Holy shit was this experience electrifying. It began with my wife and I entering the building. The fucking Wilmington Dermatology Center is the place to be on a Thursday morning. And man does it look futuristic, and pretty freakin sweet. It’s actually quite intimidating because you don’t know how crazy the party inside’s gonna be. You don’t know if there’s a cover charge to see the doctor or what. After I filled out the 4 pages of information that was probably a way for them to know if I was super sweet and was ready to have a good ass time, I finally got to go into the extra small and cozy waiting room. My wife stayed with me in the office until the doc came in because she wanted to rage also. A fellow Buckeye, the doc was very nice, helpful and a complete lush.She gave me a prescription for some foam shit and ended our orientation, but not without letting us hit the bong a few times. So far, this appointment was a freakin blast. But, now the good stuff. Now, the best part. And the best part being, uh the checkout. The lady was all like “It’s $45.” and I’m like uh, hell yeah. Best damn 10 minutes I’ve had in awhile. And a double bonus because there was a cover charge! Sweet! Now I knew that this place was a good party, because otherwise it would’ve just been free. So then I headed out totally giving heads up and “hellos” to everyone in the hallway. Fucking sweet, brah!